| 20 | student in melbourne, victoria | flamboyantly gay |
| single | enjoys vodka | is a shady bitch |
How to talk to your crush
1. Be confident. Walk up to him.
That last line is basically how I sext people.
serving size: 4
all 4 me
friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”
I just realized we were peer pressured into thinking peer pressure is bad
when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.